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“When I was young,” Margaret began, “I expected to graduate from college, get married, and have adorable babies. What I didn’t expect were the turning points that led to raising our children in a series of funeral homes! I was a P.E. teacher when a friend introduced me to a cute mortician—my future husband, Chuck. Chuck was not only cute, he was ambitious, so right away we bought our first funeral home. Then, as the children came along, we lived in one funeral home after another, in multiple states. I admit, it was sometimes a little tricky to keep our happy children quiet in one part of our house while the solemn sounds of a funeral were happening in the other part, but eventually our son and daughter learned it was “quiet time” when the organ was playing. Actually, living in funeral homes gave our family an atmosphere of serenity and calm. Our quiet “guests” never disturbed us … and, no, we never saw a ghost! 

The most shocked  reaction I’ve heard from a parent to the sight of a tattoo on her daughter’s body is:  Would you put a bumper sticker on a Porche?   Back in the day, without birth control or any wisdom whatsoever, I shocked my parents in a way just as permanent as a tattoo, by becoming a divorced single mother with two daughters, by age 19. It took years for me to discover the true woman living inside the person my kids just knew as “Mom.” Fortunately, I found her.  According to … you know … Google, in our day there were 89 births per 1000 teen girls and 85% of us were married. Today, that rate is only 13 births per 1000—but 90% of those are births to unmarried  mothers. (Not really bad news, since being married to another teenager didn’t work that well anyway.)   Admit it—all those young women nowadays with tattoos? They would probably shake their pretty heads in dismay if they heard some of our stories! 

On the 4th of July we often hear the question: Is the American Dream real? Here is one American girl’s story—you be the judge. In 1970, I lived in the “projects” with my daughters, ages 7 & 8. Their father had never been in our lives and I had tried to support us, but despite my best efforts, even when I was employed as a typist for the state, we were nearly homeless and often hungry. Depressed, ashamed, and defeated, I gave up and went on welfare. A social worker who believed in me referred me to the Family Services Agency for free counseling. It was there that I asked myself: What if I went to six years of college and became a psychotherapist?  What an impossible dream! But with government programs such as Aide to Families with Dependent Children, the college Work Study program, low-income housing and low-income childcare, in 1977 I graduated with a master’s degree. From Welfare to a 30-year career as a Licensed Clinical Social Worker? Only in America! 

At 3 AM, senior women all over town lie in bed with their eyes wide open; or sit up with a book under a bright lamplight; or, heaven forbid, munch on chocolate with a glass of wine. Not to worry. It’s normal. It’s aging. It’s hormones. It’s “nocturia” (frequent urination.) Or, perhaps, it’s a bit of pain, playfully cavorting around in our aging bodies. How can we make insomnia enjoyable? I take comfort in knowing I’m not awake alone. It’s part of our sisterhood. I jot down my bright ideas—or what I forgot to do yesterday. I comfort myself remembering there’s plenty of time to sleep after …you know! Eventually, I settle down and close my eyes. When my thoughts are very strange, I know sleep is near. I smile and try not to analyze it. Then…it’s morning!   Here’s a thought from a fellow insomniac: “Without enough sleep, the next day we all behave like tall two-year-olds!” (Jo Jo Jensen) Or, in our case, 102 year olds! 

To Karen Rudolph, a team victory beats an individual gold medal anytime. In her new book, Sidelined No Longer: The Untold Story of Women’s College Sports, Karen tells the story of female athletic administrators and players who faced the “masculine domain” of intercollegiate sports in the 1970’s and 1980’s. Sex sterotyping, unfair conditions, and insults followed the women’s teams (who drove busses to events while male athletes flew.) The “women libbers,” as they were sometimes called, met challenge after challenge, determined to compete in the sports they loved while maintaining high ideals and goals.  Those were the athletic leaders and players paving the way for the opportunities we see in women’s sports today. Karen is one of those women. As a 16-year-old, she convinced her local school board to fund girls’ sports for the first time. Later, she played on a four-time state championship women’s softball team—followed by a career as a P.E. teacher and coach. Read her book—I think you’ll be impressed. I sure am! 

Have you considered taking music lessons? At 81, I’m learning to play the recorder—a plastic, flute-like instrument. Music is good for my aging brain, but that’s not what makes me practice. When I’m making music, I’m focused and amazed at myself. As kids, we called it “fun.” My friend, Beverly Call is taking an online class to learn to play the piano and write a song that has been in her heart for a long time. “It’s now or never!” she says. She sang a few lines of her song for me, accompanying herself with chords she’s learned from her piano class: Let me be with you through the darkness, till the breaking of the dawn. I will stay with you forever, etched in time, we belong. Oh, how I wish you could hear our music! Shall we have a recital? (Only if you join us with your voice or instrument!) Does music play a part in your life? We’d love to hear your story. Comment here or email me.—I have easy books and an extra recorder if you want to learn to play.

In the 1980’s and 1990’s, I loved shopping at Marilyn’s Fashion-a-tions. As I admired up-to-date fashions, Marilyn would appear, wearing her million-dollar smile. How about this little number? she would say, showing me an outfit I would never have chosen for myself. Then, while I was in the dressing room, Marilyn would come to the curtained door and say, Try this belt, it’s the newest thing … or, This dress looks like you! When I wore Marilyn’s fashion-a-tions to work, the compliments flooded in! I still wear some of the treasures I found on those shopping sprees. After 43 years, Marilyn and her daughter, Cheryl, closed up shop—a relaxing change for Marilyn, but such a loss for Auburn! Mother and daughter are still into fashion, though, writing and narrating commentary for fashion shows all over our area; and, as you can see, they still have their million-dollar smiles! 

“Save room for dessert!” When Sherrie Erickson walked into our potluck with her pie carrier, we knew we were in for something special, so I grabbed her. “Can I share your recipe on Bright Ideas?” She smiled kindly, knowing I’m a roving blogger. Here’s how she does it: Make a Crisco piecrust from scratch–a storebought pie crust will do. While the crust cools, mix 4 oz of cream cheese, some lemon juice, some Kool Whip, and some vanilla yogurt together and spread it on the base. Set aside. Using 2 lbs of beautiful strawberries, cut some into small pieces, smash a few more, and heat slowly with 3 tbs cornstarch until it’s thick and a real pretty color. Sugar to taste. Pour on top of the cream cheese mixture and chill. Top off with the rest of the strawberries, cut up big. That’s honestly all there is to it! Bright Ideas readers–if you make Sherries’ Strawberry Pie, email me to let us know how it turns out. I’ll pass it on. 

This morning, sitting at my computer, it occurred to me that maybe my readers would be surprised to learn just how my heart pounds on Monday morning as I prepare to send out Bright Ideas. I’m no computer geek! I think. What if I press the wrong key and don’t know how to fix it? You see, I am basically a “fearful” person: afraid of big dogs, driving at night, hurting someone’s feelings, falling (now that I’m 81) talking too much, not being loved—the list goes on and on. Still, I’ve learned through the years I’m capable of facing down fear and winning. I’ve learned mistakes are keys to fulfilling my dreams. I’ve learned to see my strengths and give myself credit. I’ve learned to stand tall through rejection and abandonment. In other words, I’ve learned to Be afraid and do it anyway! This is not just my story … this is our story—the story of every senior woman I know. I’m talking about YOU!  I’m so proud of us!   

“A fiduciary is a licensed professional who manages personal finances, trust assets, day-to-day financial, legal, or medical needs, and/or settles estate distribution and debts—all when a client is, for some reason, unable to take care of these things themselves.” How long have you been a fiduciary, Joanne? I discovered this niche, my ideal job, 34 years ago.” It’s your “ideal” job? Absolutely. I respect people who want to be responsible by making sure all the loose ends of their lives are tied up when the time comes. I’m compatible with them, because I want to be that kind of responsible person, myself.” She pauses a moment, thinking. “Besides that, I’m honored by the trust placed in me. I take pride in being trustworthy.” Thank you for explaining your job, Joanne. I can see that, while being a fiduciary is done with pen and paper, it also requires a lot of heart. “I like doing a job that takes heart,” she says. “I wouldn’t want a job that AI could do!”